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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.